about the money, there's
a special pride with being a mutie
that you just can't buy at any price
and we're giving this to you for free.
And it's not just about money either,
where else can you get perks like
this?. Enlistees find that the Insecto
ArmyBug perks kick the crap out of the
junk being offered in the civilian
sector. When you consider all the
benefits and perks in the Insecto
ArmyBugs you'll find that civilian
life just can't touch it.. And Insecto
mutants keep most of what they make because the ArmyBugs
have "no cost" and "low cost" benefits that civilian employers can't
even begin to consider.
Of course, for those with
more than elementary education it's
even better. Once you qualify for enlistment, the ArmyBugs may assign you a higher rank and
responsibility than if you dropped out
in junior high school.. Promotions come quicker, too.
you priced dress costumes or rock star
shirts lately? These are just some of
the enlistment perks you get when you
join the Insecto ArmyBugs. Once you
pass basic enlistment skills you
will be issued dress costumes, bio-mech
chameleon armor, LED sensors, high
capacity supersoakers, press kits, and
an official Insecto rock star t-shirt.
Other perks are also available
depending on ability and
commitment. But either way the
ArmyBugs dress to kill and have the
very coolest accessories. Plus we
outfit you with the very latest Mutel
Obtainium processors and cybernetic
connections to the galaxy wide
and Enhancements é
If you don't look good we don't look
good. That's why the Insecto ArmyBugs
have an extensive cosmetic program.
All mutants in the field use really
cool dayglo camo or glow in the dark
bodypaint. With the introduction of
goat DNA into the gene pool at the end
of the 20th century we developed an
extensive surgical and genetic
enhancement center to clean up the
mess and fix up some of the really
ugly ones. Still we've got a few
strains around that the folks over in
Camp Skynyrd will appreciate.
can resist somebody in uniform. The
Insecto ArmyBugs have developed
several major recreational centers
such as the one on Risa pictured here.
We also have facilities in the Black
Rock desert and El Mirage dry lake
that are used several times throughout
the year as weather permits. Not to
mention monthly beach burns, parties
and fabulous performances at some of
the trendiest night clubs in this
One of the great benefits of service
in the Insecto ArmyBugs are the great
locations throughout the galaxy that
are part of the normal rotation.
Whether it's Hollywood CA or Rigel VII
you'll be posted at many of the most
exotic places that can be found.
of this World Discounts é
As a member of the ArmyBugs you will
receive substantial discounts on band
merchandise, drink tickets, access to
our exclusive thrift stores and the
extensive recycling and sharing
programs offered by Gigsville and the
SINdicate. Plus you'll have access to
merchandise that is not offered by any
other band or branches of the service.
If you're lucky you'll even be able to
scrounge the technology graveyard at